The Two and a Half Men thread.

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Submitted by benwithoutYou on 9 March 2010 - 6:27pm
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In this thread we discuss why Two and a Half Men is the best show on TV. Ever.

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9 March 2010 - 6:29pm #1
LNR Member Location: cenco 9082 posts Joined: August 9, 2009

You are dead to me.

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9 March 2010 - 6:29pm #2
Lewiiiii Member Location: Somewhere On Fullerton 14049 posts Joined: August 9, 2009

this. isn't..funnyy!!
(stole my own joke so fuck you)

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9 March 2010 - 6:29pm #3
kimbie Member Location: Perth 20018 posts Joined: August 9, 2009

I actually like this show, a lot. Which is confusing.

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9 March 2010 - 6:31pm #4
benwithoutYou Member Location: Sydney 2083 posts Joined: August 9, 2009

I hate you now Kimbie.

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9 March 2010 - 6:32pm #5
benwithoutYou Member Location: Sydney 2083 posts Joined: August 9, 2009

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9 March 2010 - 6:32pm #6
kimbie Member Location: Perth 20018 posts Joined: August 9, 2009

Liar. I'm amazing.

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9 March 2010 - 6:32pm #7
LNR Member Location: cenco 9082 posts Joined: August 9, 2009

kimbie wrote:

I actually like this show, a lot. Which is confusing.


see my above post

also: hooooow

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9 March 2010 - 6:34pm #8
Carlordau Member Location: Perth 9901 posts Joined: August 9, 2009

I have the kid's hoodie, but in t-shirt form.
Also I enjoy watching Two and a Half Men sometimes.

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9 March 2010 - 6:35pm #9
kimbie Member Location: Perth 20018 posts Joined: August 9, 2009

I'm not sure. I think it's Jake, he's just the coolest dumb kid ever haha.

I also don't like How I Met Your Mother, much to 90% of the forum's dismay

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9 March 2010 - 6:39pm #10
benwithoutYou Member Location: Sydney 2083 posts Joined: August 9, 2009

THIS THREAD IS ONLY ABOUT TWO AND A HALF MEN.

I like that Two and a Half Men episode where Allen makes a statement which reflects how awkward he is and then his kid says something dumb and Charlie sleeps with a woman.

HOW DO THEY EVEN WRITE A SHOW THAT WITTY?!!!

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9 March 2010 - 6:42pm #11
kimbie Member Location: Perth 20018 posts Joined: August 9, 2009

it's good mindless entertainment... isn't that why people watch TV?

"clever things make people feel stupid. And unexpected things make people feel scared"

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9 March 2010 - 6:51pm #12
Suzi Member Location: Adelaide 7770 posts Joined: August 9, 2009

i will admit i find some degree of enjoyment from this show.
though i suspect this is maybe a troll thread.

i remember that one episode where Allen got called into the kid's school cause the kid touched some boobs. and he had to sit in the office with this girl's mum who had MEGA TITS and allen kept making boob puns by accident. and. yeah.

laughed.

Stoopey

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9 March 2010 - 6:57pm #13
LNR Member Location: cenco 9082 posts Joined: August 9, 2009

kimbie wrote:

I also don't like How I Met Your Mother, much to 90% of the forum's dismay


how i met your mother is on the same level as 2.5 men - both are complete shit.

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9 March 2010 - 7:01pm #14
macclad Member Location: 216 posts Joined: October 9, 2009

Can someone please explain how it is the best show on TV ever....given that taste in TV shows is very subjective just like taste in music.

Thank you.


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9 March 2010 - 7:03pm #15
Young Machetes Member Location: Sydney 1435 posts Joined: October 21, 2009

Two and a half men? More like two and a half IQ points amirite?

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9 March 2010 - 7:05pm #16
kimbie Member Location: Perth 20018 posts Joined: August 9, 2009

LNR wrote:

kimbie wrote:

I also don't like How I Met Your Mother, much to 90% of the forum's dismay


how i met your mother is on the same level as 2.5 men - both are complete shit.


haha. Good to see you are on the same 10% as me re: How I Met Your Mother

I'm finding it funny that the concept of subjectivity if coming from user macclad

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9 March 2010 - 7:06pm #17
Carlordau Member Location: Perth 9901 posts Joined: August 9, 2009

kimbie wrote:

I'm not sure. I think it's Jake, he's just the coolest dumb kid ever haha.

I also don't like How I Met Your Mother, much to 90% of the forum's dismay


Outside of Sal and I, few active forummers like HIMYM

Carl - 21

9 March 2010 - 7:06pm #18
Failsafe Member Location: Melbourne 848 posts Joined: August 14, 2009

I enjoy this show. The one where Judith is having her second child and Herb is in the wheelchair high on morphene is pretty lol.

9 March 2010 - 7:07pm #19
LNR Member Location: cenco 9082 posts Joined: August 9, 2009

kimbie wrote:

I'm finding it funny that the concept of subjectivity if coming from user macclad


ISNT IT IRONIC

DON'T YA THINK

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9 March 2010 - 7:09pm #20
Carlordau Member Location: Perth 9901 posts Joined: August 9, 2009

LNR wrote:

kimbie wrote:

I'm finding it funny that the concept of subjectivity if coming from user macclad


ISNT IT IRONIC

DON'T YA THINK


Hi Alanis

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9 March 2010 - 7:24pm #21
benwithoutYou Member Location: Sydney 2083 posts Joined: August 9, 2009

This thread has made me lose faith in humanity.

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9 March 2010 - 7:32pm #22
jagbags Member Location: Kitchen Table 3546 posts Joined: August 9, 2009

kimbie wrote:

it's good mindless entertainment... isn't that why people watch TV?

"clever things make people feel stupid. And unexpected things make people feel scared"

ily.

also i love HIMYM.

two and a half men isn't the greatest, but i choose it over news if im ever watching tv :'D

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9 March 2010 - 9:04pm #23
Danonthespot Member Location: 1199 posts Joined: August 9, 2009

I literally feel sick when I see this show on TV. What's worse is when people talk about it being "soooo funny!" - much like when people claim The Hangover is hilarious. Funnily enough it seems to be the same kind of people who like both.

9 March 2010 - 9:07pm #24
Rob64 Member Location: Central Coast, NSW 4919 posts Joined: August 9, 2009

Thing is, I do think the hangover was a pretty damn funny movie. Can't stand two and a half men though Tongue

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9 March 2010 - 9:08pm #25
MassiveAttack Member Location: 45 posts Joined: March 6, 2010

LNR wrote:

kimbie wrote:

I also don't like How I Met Your Mother, much to 90% of the forum's dismay


how i met your mother is on the same level as 2.5 men - both are mostly shit.

Plus, Big Bang Theory is a thousand times more awesome.

9 March 2010 - 9:13pm #26
Dr Sheldon Cooper Member Location: Pasadena, California 2024 posts Joined: August 9, 2009

Didn't the current season get postponed cause Charlie beat up his girlfriend and went to rehab ??

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9 March 2010 - 9:15pm #27
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10 March 2010 - 12:13am #28
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Two and a half men doesn't appeal to my sense of humour, but then not a lot of American comedies do, I'm more your British comedy sorta guy. Give me The Young Ones, Red Dwarf, Bottom over most American comedies any day.
But each to their own, I'm not here to judge.

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10 March 2010 - 1:05am #29
rosssss Member Location: 15 posts Joined: September 2, 2009

this show is the short stack of the television world

10 March 2010 - 1:13am #30
rosssss Member Location: 15 posts Joined: September 2, 2009

horrible lowest common denominator shit