Movie Review Thread

Was Mischa Barton's acting as flaccid as my penis when i look at pictures of her now?

Her man voice would probably have you considering your sexuality if you got turned on. Sometimes she can look totally hot, but only from some angels, when there is airbrushing and when she shuts her stupid fucking trap.

Stroup on the other hand...

patches wrote:

Timbzy wrote:

I work in a hospital and every time I walk the halls, I imagine my exit strategy for if a zombie outbreak occurs. Because we all know the hospital will be one of the first/hardest hit for a zombie attack.

this = why timbzy is the love of my life.

Courtwhip wrote:

You can be my 'Captian Love'

2/10

CRAP!

500 Days of Summer - 5/5

Brilliant movie. Actors were great. Storyline was great. Zooey Deschanel is sooo cute.

Monday Night Mayhem (2002)

* * *

Quality tv movie. Turturro was tops, as usual.

patches wrote:

Timbzy wrote:

I work in a hospital and every time I walk the halls, I imagine my exit strategy for if a zombie outbreak occurs. Because we all know the hospital will be one of the first/hardest hit for a zombie attack.

this = why timbzy is the love of my life.

Courtwhip wrote:

You can be my 'Captian Love'

Eli Wallach was in it? Could he vocalise his lines without his trachea collapsing? He would have been about 90 then, wouldn't he?

The Transformers series were the exception that proves the Turturro is a great actor, especially when he works with the Coen brothers.

it wasnt what i thought it would be in terms of the way the movie was set out but it worked i guess
how was your reaction to the name of the other girl? haha

9/10

Great cartoon.

Haha such an obvious thing, was a good ending

i need some feedback on "Funny People" and "500 Days" plz...?

Thought I'd attempt to stimulate the forum a bit by asking what people consider the worst film they've seen? Think objectively about the movie, so no 'Twilight, because I hate the fans and the hype' or anything like that.

Way too hard. The worst are the most forgettable, which means to is too hard to remember which are the worst. Although looking at the ratings I have done on rateyourmusic, the worst movie of the 200 and something there is Zyzzyx Rd.

patches wrote:

Timbzy wrote:

I work in a hospital and every time I walk the halls, I imagine my exit strategy for if a zombie outbreak occurs. Because we all know the hospital will be one of the first/hardest hit for a zombie attack.

this = why timbzy is the love of my life.

Courtwhip wrote:

You can be my 'Captian Love'

Really? See I think the worst films are as memorable as the good ones because they scar you. I'm thinking Death Nurse, Bruno Mattei's Terminator II and the disgusting I Spit on Your Grave. I go with the last one because not only was it technically an offence to film making but the subject is so reprehensible and disgusting that the revenge half was harder for me to watch than the rape.

Wow, you need to see more movies I think.

patches wrote:

Timbzy wrote:

I work in a hospital and every time I walk the halls, I imagine my exit strategy for if a zombie outbreak occurs. Because we all know the hospital will be one of the first/hardest hit for a zombie attack.

this = why timbzy is the love of my life.

Courtwhip wrote:

You can be my 'Captian Love'

Nope. My mind works different. I forget things I don't like.

patches wrote:

Timbzy wrote:

I work in a hospital and every time I walk the halls, I imagine my exit strategy for if a zombie outbreak occurs. Because we all know the hospital will be one of the first/hardest hit for a zombie attack.

this = why timbzy is the love of my life.

Courtwhip wrote:

You can be my 'Captian Love'

are you kidding me? The Craft is awesome

all terrible movies end up being my favourites because they have such bad quotes haha. The only film I can think of that I didn't like was Panic Room, and only because we were meant to see some crappy teen movie instead so wasn't in the mood for it

Really though, those movies are all average rather than absolutely horribly shit.

patches wrote:

Timbzy wrote:

I work in a hospital and every time I walk the halls, I imagine my exit strategy for if a zombie outbreak occurs. Because we all know the hospital will be one of the first/hardest hit for a zombie attack.

this = why timbzy is the love of my life.

Courtwhip wrote:

You can be my 'Captian Love'

funny people wasn't very funny at all perhaps wait till it's out on dvd it felt like it was going to drag on forever

my least fav movies i've seen are silent hill and mr and mrs smith.

yeah ive heard that funny people went for too long. but to me, on paper, seth rogen + adam sandler = comedy gold. imo.
will see it later this week.
seeing 500 days of summer, tonight! zooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

aww Death Note. I don't really want to admit it but I guess it sucked.

Haha. Yeah that one line with the knife holder or something? That made me keen to see it. Lucky I didn't.

The worst movie I saw at the cinema was Bride Wars. I can't believe I paid for that piece of shit.

I haven't seen Epic Movie, but I've seen Disaster Movie and the saddest part was it was actually funny (at times). That Sex and the City scene was gold.

No, no, I actually meant Death Nurse. I would like to see the anime version of Death Note, but the collection of movies they have on DVD seem...unimpressive.

Oh wtf, I even bolded it. Apologies.

Trust me, the movies don't even compare to the anime. The anime is amazing, I highly recommend it.

one hell of a movie, sweet cast

Fired Up (2008)

* * 1/2

Stupid, but quite funny at times.

Ten Inch Hero (2005)

* * * *

Great characters.

patches wrote:

Timbzy wrote:

I work in a hospital and every time I walk the halls, I imagine my exit strategy for if a zombie outbreak occurs. Because we all know the hospital will be one of the first/hardest hit for a zombie attack.

this = why timbzy is the love of my life.

Courtwhip wrote:

You can be my 'Captian Love'

neither of those boys in fired up are what i'd call attractive.

watched all the boys love mandy lane the other night but was disappointed that they're were no special features/commentary on the dvd. does anyone else listen to commentary on movies?
i like to learn more about the process/storyline if the interest is there.

I never listen to commentary on movies or utilise special features.

patches wrote:

Timbzy wrote:

I work in a hospital and every time I walk the halls, I imagine my exit strategy for if a zombie outbreak occurs. Because we all know the hospital will be one of the first/hardest hit for a zombie attack.

this = why timbzy is the love of my life.

Courtwhip wrote:

You can be my 'Captian Love'

on tv shows?

Only some.

patches wrote:

Timbzy wrote:

I work in a hospital and every time I walk the halls, I imagine my exit strategy for if a zombie outbreak occurs. Because we all know the hospital will be one of the first/hardest hit for a zombie attack.

this = why timbzy is the love of my life.

Courtwhip wrote:

You can be my 'Captian Love'

saw 500 Days of Summer. not bad. Zooey was fabulous and prettyful as per usual. bit mean though...
watch the movie and you'll get what i mean.

will probably see Funny People this week. and will def buy tickets to Michael Jackson's This Is It thing as well.

i had a rad photo (i posted it in pics thread but ill post here cos its movie related):