Movie Review Thread
15 September 2009 - 5:24pm #331
Hired out ten films today, one of which was I Spit on Your Grave. I'm really excited.
Jack Barakat wrote:
Chuck wrote:New names confusing. But yay for Dennis Lyxzén.
Don't let that get you too excited, it's still Shanti.
15 September 2009 - 5:39pm #332
my uncle had a copy of drag me to hell and i watched it. biggest piece of shit ever. i do not recommend it to anyone. thank god i didnt see it at the cinema
Josh. 16
TRIVIUM, TDWP, ENTER SHIKARI, THE ALMOST, ALEXISONFIRE, ALL TIME LOW, PLACEBO FAITH NO MORE, JANES ADDICTION, ANTHRAX PARAMORE, AFI, FOUR YEAR STRONG +
15 September 2009 - 6:56pm #333
JJHill wrote:
my uncle had a copy of drag me to hell and i watched it. biggest piece of shit ever. i do not recommend it to anyone. thank god i didnt see it at the cinema
I seen it in the cinema & thought it was great! It was the loudest movie i have ever seen in the cinema!
I didn't like Hostel.
I think there is to many movie's out now trying to out do each other with Gore. Long gone are horror's that have killing in them but also scare's now it's just hack this guy up cut this dude's eye out...after you have seen a few they are just all the same boring as.
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
15 September 2009 - 7:13pm #334
myxburningxdesire wrote:
ringlord wrote:JJHill wrote:Slumdog Millionare
does anyone else have the same feelings towards the movie?I do. The movie was so cheesy and predictable that it bored me out of my mind. One of the most standard affairs of last year. Doubt, Revolutionary Road, The Wrestler, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and even Milk were much better than it.
Of those that I've seen, Milk > Slumdog Millionaire > Revolutionary Road
Mine would be Milk > The Wrestler > Revolutionary Road > Slumdog Millionaire > Doubt > The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
patches wrote:
Timbzy wrote:I work in a hospital and every time I walk the halls, I imagine my exit strategy for if a zombie outbreak occurs. Because we all know the hospital will be one of the first/hardest hit for a zombie attack.
this = why timbzy is the love of my life.
Courtwhip wrote:
You can be my 'Captian Love'
15 September 2009 - 7:50pm #335
JJHill wrote:
at school, we are reading Q & A (Slumdog Millionare) and now we are watching the movie.
I cannot get into the movie at all. There is no comparison.
I know the movie is only based on the book, but I still cant get into the movie, knowing how awesome the book is.does anyone else have the same feelings towards the movie?
Interesting, I haven't read the book but I heard it was really shit. I've seen the movie though and I enjoyed it.
15 September 2009 - 7:50pm #336
skape wrote:
JJHill wrote:my uncle had a copy of drag me to hell and i watched it. biggest piece of shit ever. i do not recommend it to anyone. thank god i didnt see it at the cinema
I seen it in the cinema & thought it was great! It was the loudest movie i have ever seen in the cinema!
I didn't like Hostel.
I think there is to many movie's out now trying to out do each other with Gore. Long gone are horror's that have killing in them but also scare's now it's just hack this guy up cut this dude's eye out...after you have seen a few they are just all the same boring as.
IMO, drag me to hell was too weak, for a horror. i had to admit there was one or two parts where it was like 'where did she come from', but most of the movie was pretty weak. and what was with the part where she seemed too 'deepthroat' her arm? and she was always vomiting. It was the director of the evil dead, so it obviously shows that he hasnt ungraded his horror techniques.
As for hostel, i was just intrigued by it due to Quentin Tarantino directing it, and i like most of his stuff. It was a lot like a saw-ish movie, but it had its own elements of originality to it. i thought it was good.
Josh. 16
TRIVIUM, TDWP, ENTER SHIKARI, THE ALMOST, ALEXISONFIRE, ALL TIME LOW, PLACEBO FAITH NO MORE, JANES ADDICTION, ANTHRAX PARAMORE, AFI, FOUR YEAR STRONG +
15 September 2009 - 7:53pm #337
mari wrote:
JJHill wrote:at school, we are reading Q & A (Slumdog Millionare) and now we are watching the movie.
I cannot get into the movie at all. There is no comparison.
I know the movie is only based on the book, but I still cant get into the movie, knowing how awesome the book is.does anyone else have the same feelings towards the movie?
Interesting, I haven't read the book but I heard it was really shit. I've seen the movie though and I enjoyed it.
i think its just one of those things where if you read the book before the movie, you will relate to the book and the movie will seem shit, where as people that dont read the book and see the movie will think its awesome and will never get into the book.
Josh. 16
TRIVIUM, TDWP, ENTER SHIKARI, THE ALMOST, ALEXISONFIRE, ALL TIME LOW, PLACEBO FAITH NO MORE, JANES ADDICTION, ANTHRAX PARAMORE, AFI, FOUR YEAR STRONG +
15 September 2009 - 7:55pm #338
JJHill wrote:
As for hostel, i was just intrigued by it due to Quentin Tarantino directing it, and i like most of his stuff. It was a lot like a saw-ish movie, but it had its own elements of originality to it. i thought it was good.
Eli Roth directed it. Tarantino is his friend and put his name to it to get Roth funding. He's brought a lot of shit to our shores, but he also got Hero released here so I will never complain that he gets money to the wrong people.
Jack Barakat wrote:
Chuck wrote:New names confusing. But yay for Dennis Lyxzén.
Don't let that get you too excited, it's still Shanti.
15 September 2009 - 8:03pm #339
ringlord wrote:
JJHill wrote:As for hostel, i was just intrigued by it due to Quentin Tarantino directing it, and i like most of his stuff. It was a lot like a saw-ish movie, but it had its own elements of originality to it. i thought it was good.
aw well, it said quentin tarantino, so i was like sweet. My parents have owned it for years and i only got around to watching it this week.
Eli Roth directed it. Tarantino is his friend and put his name to it to get Roth funding. He's brought a lot of shit to our shores, but he also got Hero released here so I will never complain that he gets money to the wrong people.
Josh. 16
TRIVIUM, TDWP, ENTER SHIKARI, THE ALMOST, ALEXISONFIRE, ALL TIME LOW, PLACEBO FAITH NO MORE, JANES ADDICTION, ANTHRAX PARAMORE, AFI, FOUR YEAR STRONG +
15 September 2009 - 10:27pm #340
I think if they hadn't died millions of heads would explode worldwide in sheer incredulity.
And Tom Cruise may be an utter douche but he's had some pretty good performances.
Jack Barakat wrote:
Chuck wrote:New names confusing. But yay for Dennis Lyxzén.
Don't let that get you too excited, it's still Shanti.
15 September 2009 - 10:54pm #341
Vanilla Sky? Seriously? Mitch Mitch Mitch *shakes head*
patches wrote:
Timbzy wrote:I work in a hospital and every time I walk the halls, I imagine my exit strategy for if a zombie outbreak occurs. Because we all know the hospital will be one of the first/hardest hit for a zombie attack.
this = why timbzy is the love of my life.
Courtwhip wrote:
You can be my 'Captian Love'
15 September 2009 - 11:01pm #342
Timbzy wrote:
Vanilla Sky? Seriously? Mitch Mitch Mitch *shakes head*
Yep, I thought it was better than Open Your Eyes, primarily because I think Tom Cruise did better in the role. I know you thought the opposite, but there we go.
Jack Barakat wrote:
Chuck wrote:New names confusing. But yay for Dennis Lyxzén.
Don't let that get you too excited, it's still Shanti.
15 September 2009 - 11:05pm #343
Open Your Eyes was superior, in my opinion, but I didn't really love it either.
patches wrote:
Timbzy wrote:I work in a hospital and every time I walk the halls, I imagine my exit strategy for if a zombie outbreak occurs. Because we all know the hospital will be one of the first/hardest hit for a zombie attack.
this = why timbzy is the love of my life.
Courtwhip wrote:
You can be my 'Captian Love'
16 September 2009 - 10:06am #344
The Objective
Pretty good for what it is really, got lots of suspense and surprises. If you dont mind sci fi its good. Better then most the crap out atm anyway.
Male/19/Hobart Rock City
Thank You For Not Moshing
17 September 2009 - 12:35am #345
A sinking shit? Nifty.
Jack Barakat wrote:
Chuck wrote:New names confusing. But yay for Dennis Lyxzén.
Don't let that get you too excited, it's still Shanti.
17 September 2009 - 12:37am #346
leonardo degrosso no thankyou
scAvenger wrote:
jossergirl wrote:i'm lovely.
QFT!
17 September 2009 - 12:50am #347
Sometimes I like Titanic, sometimes I don't.
I went through my list movies I've seen that I still have to review looking for girly films but only had one 
Labor Pains (2009)
* *
Cute and entertaining, but overly average and slightly irritating.
patches wrote:
Timbzy wrote:I work in a hospital and every time I walk the halls, I imagine my exit strategy for if a zombie outbreak occurs. Because we all know the hospital will be one of the first/hardest hit for a zombie attack.
this = why timbzy is the love of my life.
Courtwhip wrote:
You can be my 'Captian Love'
17 September 2009 - 12:57am #348
She didn't look too thin in the movie. That is the beauty of film, the actors play characters, not themselves, so in the movie she wasn't anorexic or a lesbian.
patches wrote:
Timbzy wrote:I work in a hospital and every time I walk the halls, I imagine my exit strategy for if a zombie outbreak occurs. Because we all know the hospital will be one of the first/hardest hit for a zombie attack.
this = why timbzy is the love of my life.
Courtwhip wrote:
You can be my 'Captian Love'
17 September 2009 - 1:50am #349
currently watching Push, so far its a pretty shit movie
4/2/10 - Taylor Swift, 19/2/10 - Paramore, 20/2/10 - Brisbane Soundwave, 24/2/10 - ?, 25/2/10 - Reel Big Fish/ Aquabats/ Creepshow, 26/2/10 - Melbourne Soundwave, 17/3/10 - Cobra Starship
carajayy wrote:
Haha, I would make you the best sandwich in the world for free.
17 September 2009 - 2:53am #350
Push: 1/5. I'm inclined to give it an extra star or so because i love dakota fanning, so 2.5/5 lol
4/2/10 - Taylor Swift, 19/2/10 - Paramore, 20/2/10 - Brisbane Soundwave, 24/2/10 - ?, 25/2/10 - Reel Big Fish/ Aquabats/ Creepshow, 26/2/10 - Melbourne Soundwave, 17/3/10 - Cobra Starship
carajayy wrote:
Haha, I would make you the best sandwich in the world for free.
17 September 2009 - 7:57pm #351
imperviouS wrote:
Push: 1/5. I'm inclined to give it an extra star or so because i love dakota fanning, so 2.5/5 lol
you didnt watch it in 3D man...
17 September 2009 - 7:58pm #352
Ladies and gentlemen, the worst film ever. So many people will have you believe, including myself (my previous pet hate was Mars Attacks). I'm going to spoil the hell out of this film, but in the end nothing happens you wouldn't expect.
Camille Keaton plays Jennifer, a New Yorker travelling out to the countryside to write a novel. While on a boat in the middle of the river two guys come along(one of which who reminds me of the Bear Jew from Inglorious Basterds, but I couldn't find an appropriate image to put on here), tie their boat to hers, bring her to two other men , beat her rape her and let her go. She begins to go home when they catch her again, beat her and rape her. They let her go and she gets back to where she is staying, only for them to catch her, beat her and rape her. The retard of the group (quite literally, he is a retard) is told to kill her but only when the others have left the house. He doesn't.
Two weeks later she plots her revenge. Her first kill is the retard, who she lets fuck her again (letting him finish, I should add) before hanging him. The second guy she seduces and brings back to her house. While giving him a handjob she castrates him and lets him die in the bathtub. Later she throws an axe into a guy's back and kills the Bear Jew with an outboard motor. Movie over.
There's no music in this movie besides a record which Jennifer puts on to drown out the castrated rapists screams for help, and that's probably a good thing because if there was any music you wouldn't hear any of the shitty dialogue. What was most disgusting was her use of sex to plot her revenge. It's disturbing and ridiculous, and the only time the film realises that left me in hysterics.
Do not see this film. It's 100 minutes long and my mate and I had to struggle to keep watching it. It's vile, offensive filth with no value at all. None.
Jack Barakat wrote:
Chuck wrote:New names confusing. But yay for Dennis Lyxzén.
Don't let that get you too excited, it's still Shanti.
17 September 2009 - 8:31pm #353
plip wrote:
imperviouS wrote:Push: 1/5. I'm inclined to give it an extra star or so because i love dakota fanning, so 2.5/5 lol
you didnt watch it in 3D man...
it still would have been shit, just a few more "wooooow" "holy shit!" etc
4/2/10 - Taylor Swift, 19/2/10 - Paramore, 20/2/10 - Brisbane Soundwave, 24/2/10 - ?, 25/2/10 - Reel Big Fish/ Aquabats/ Creepshow, 26/2/10 - Melbourne Soundwave, 17/3/10 - Cobra Starship
carajayy wrote:
Haha, I would make you the best sandwich in the world for free.
17 September 2009 - 8:32pm #354
ringlord wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen, the worst film ever. So many people will have you believe, including myself (my previous pet hate was Mars Attacks). I'm going to spoil the hell out of this film, but in the end nothing happens you wouldn't expect.
Camille Keaton plays Jennifer, a New Yorker travelling out to the countryside to write a novel. While on a boat in the middle of the river two guys come along(one of which who reminds me of the Bear Jew from Inglorious Basterds, but I couldn't find an appropriate image to put on here), tie their boat to hers, bring her to two other men , beat her rape her and let her go. She begins to go home when they catch her again, beat her and rape her. They let her go and she gets back to where she is staying, only for them to catch her, beat her and rape her. The retard of the group (quite literally, he is a retard) is told to kill her but only when the others have left the house. He doesn't.
Two weeks later she plots her revenge. Her first kill is the retard, who she lets fuck her again (letting him finish, I should add) before hanging him. The second guy she seduces and brings back to her house. While giving him a handjob she castrates him and lets him die in the bathtub. Later she throws an axe into a guy's back and kills the Bear Jew with an outboard motor. Movie over.
There's no music in this movie besides a record which Jennifer puts on to drown out the castrated rapists screams for help, and that's probably a good thing because if there was any music you wouldn't hear any of the shitty dialogue. What was most disgusting was her use of sex to plot her revenge. It's disturbing and ridiculous, and the only time the film realises that left me in hysterics.
Do not see this film. It's 100 minutes long and my mate and I had to struggle to keep watching it. It's vile, offensive filth with no value at all. None.
Sounds like a messed up movie. A mate recommended this but thanks for saving me lol.
So I don't know if anyone has heard yet but JIMMY EAT WORLD ARE PLAYING SOUNDWAVE!!!! 
17 September 2009 - 8:36pm #355
imperviouS wrote:
plip wrote:imperviouS wrote:Push: 1/5. I'm inclined to give it an extra star or so because i love dakota fanning, so 2.5/5 lol
you didnt watch it in 3D man...
it still would have been shit, just a few more "wooooow" "holy shit!" etc
damn, ill pass then lol
17 September 2009 - 8:38pm #356
plip wrote:
imperviouS wrote:plip wrote:imperviouS wrote:Push: 1/5. I'm inclined to give it an extra star or so because i love dakota fanning, so 2.5/5 lol
you didnt watch it in 3D man...
it still would have been shit, just a few more "wooooow" "holy shit!" etcdamn, ill pass then lol
oh, i thought you watched it in 3D and was insinuating that i should have seen it in 3d. i wouldnt not see a movie because i say its shit though
4/2/10 - Taylor Swift, 19/2/10 - Paramore, 20/2/10 - Brisbane Soundwave, 24/2/10 - ?, 25/2/10 - Reel Big Fish/ Aquabats/ Creepshow, 26/2/10 - Melbourne Soundwave, 17/3/10 - Cobra Starship
carajayy wrote:
Haha, I would make you the best sandwich in the world for free.
17 September 2009 - 8:44pm #357
@ plip push doesn't come in 3d are you sure your not confusing it with UP?
scAvenger wrote:
jossergirl wrote:i'm lovely.
QFT!
17 September 2009 - 9:44pm #358
imperviouS wrote:
plip wrote:imperviouS wrote:plip wrote:imperviouS wrote:Push: 1/5. I'm inclined to give it an extra star or so because i love dakota fanning, so 2.5/5 lol
you didnt watch it in 3D man...
it still would have been shit, just a few more "wooooow" "holy shit!" etcdamn, ill pass then lol
oh, i thought you watched it in 3D and was insinuating that i should have seen it in 3d. i wouldnt not see a movie because i say its shit though
sorry i meant the movie "up". (thanks jossergirl)
but i havent seen push either.
17 September 2009 - 9:45pm #359
lol np i want to see UP in 3d hopefully next week 
scAvenger wrote:
jossergirl wrote:i'm lovely.
QFT!
17 September 2009 - 9:50pm #360
yea same lol
i watched ice age 3 in 3D and that was pretty decent.
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